Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
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when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other
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(Source: laughfuckers, via rhiannondarling)
| Them: | Doesn't reply |
| Me: | I regret this |
| Me: | I regret everything |
| Me: | I regret my whole life |
| Me: | I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor |
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
(Source: bludgertothehead, via orgasm)
omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE”
and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG
(Source: mamakarkat, via evanescent-affinity)
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